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Welcome to what some may consider the best part of MBWeb: The Shorts. What you'll see here is the random madness that we're capable of, governed by ALL of the staff (unlike the features section, which is all Cron for the most part).
The features in the Shorts section are usually one-shots, but you'll also find regularly updated material in here, marked with an update gif when necessary... Okay, here I am on a humor site rambling a bunch of boring crap. Go ahead, check all of the stuff out. Don't mind my boring chatter...
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN...?
Dedicated to all of life's little annoyances.
DISTURBED MINDS
Random thoughts from the staff (anonymous of course) that proves just how insane we really are.
SENSEI CHERRY SAYS
The wise Sensei of MBWeb spreads his words of wisdom over the internet.
ERNIE'S LOVE TIPS
Ernie thinks he's a love machine, and trys to prove it by his tips on how geeks can get chicks.
THE FART IDENTIFICATION GUIDE
While it may be hard to identify who farted in the elevator, you sure as hell can identify what type it was and if it's going to stink in a second now!
THE UNWRITTEN RULES OF FELINE BEHAVIOR
Until now, the rules that all cats attempt to follow have remained unwritten. All cats who didn't follow these rules were considered traitors. But now, thanks to a gun and some little-known "Feline Telepathy", Andrea's cat has managed to make her write some of the rules down. These are what she typed...
THE MBWEB GUIDE TO HALLOWEEN BAG SNATCHING
Yeah, it sucks to be too old to get free candy by "Trick-or-Treating" on Halloween night, but that doesn't mean that you're going to be going without candy corn. Try our secrets to Halloween sucess, and learn how to bully people 5 times smaller than you in the process!
MONKEY BALLS HISTORY
MBWeb has a very interesting history... Okay, so maybe not. But still, here it is. And it's done in the style of the original "Global Monkey Balls" website! (Expect an ugly page with a couple of animated gifs from Planet Gif...) |
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